Wednesday, August 22, 2007

"Usually my ass leaves the impression, not the other way around..."

Source: Your Daily Lesbian Moment!

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Waffle Panties?
by Jescas! (pictured above)

Yes, that's right. I said "Waffle Panties." I dont mean edible undies, you freaks. Although, if Aunt Jamima ever gets tired of showing off her boobies for the syrup bottle, she could make some extra cash by making waffle flavored undies. So, I spent the entire day wearing some weird Victoria's Secret panties that look like this. (If you didnt get a good look at em, go ahead, click the link again. I wont tell your mom you're really staring at the girl) I found these buried deep in the recesses of my dresser. I tore through my drawers trying to find something that more closely resembled these. Hot right? I know. Instead I wore the horrible lacy undies.

I did this for two reasons. A: I was all out. All my other underwear was hang-drying or dirty. And B: I wanted something to blog about. You see? I sacrificed my ASS for this. So now that I am at the end of my day, my ass is waffled. The thick lace has left an impression on my ass. Usually my ass leaves the impression, not the other way around!

Moral of the story kiddies: Unless you enjoy the feeling of tough lace branding your ass, don't wear lacy Victoria's Secret hip hugging undies.

Now the underwear I personally like is ALL ova this vid. Not to mention, its displayed in the classiest of ways. Go 'head, give your eyes some candy:


*Note from Arlan: I love what my friend Jescas has to say about just about everything...so I asked her to write for the blog every once in a while. Show her some love:-) Also, I am currently NOT looking for any other guest bloggers. If that changes, I will definitely let you guys know! For now, sit back and watch that vid again;-)...

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